GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP Menopause Crystal Pack
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
Menopause Crystal Pack
Because apparently, sleeping through the night is too much to ask.
It's 3am. You're wide awake. Again.
You're too hot, then too cold, your brain has decided it's the perfect time to revisit something embarrassing from 2007, and your alarm is going off in four hours.
Sound familiar?
Meet GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP — a cheeky little crystal pack inspired by restless nights, hormonal chaos and the desperate desire for eight uninterrupted hours.
What's inside?
Five natural crystals traditionally associated with calm, relaxation and positive energy:
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Carnelian — Confidence and grounding
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Rose Quartz — Self-love and comfort
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Citrine — Positivity and warmth
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Sunstone — Joy and optimism
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Rhodonite — Emotional balance and compassion
Plus, your very own GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP affirmation card. ♡
Because sometimes you just need to tell your brain to shut the fuck up.
Still hot. Just differently. ♡
Our crystals are for symbolic self-care, personal enjoyment and a good laugh. They're not intended to treat insomnia, menopause symptoms or any medical condition.