Menopause is fucking hard. We might as well laugh about it.
Let's be real.
Nobody really prepares you for menopause.
One minute you're living your life, minding your own business. The next you're sweating through your sheets, forgetting why you walked into a room, crying over absolutely nothing and contemplating whether prison might actually be quite peaceful.
And apparently, we're supposed to just get on with it?
Yeah, nah.
That's where Still Hot Co. comes in.
Born from the belief that women deserve to feel seen, heard and understood through the absolute shit show that can be perimenopause and menopause, we wanted to create something a little different.
Not another miracle cure.
Not another lecture about hormones.
And definitely not another person telling us to try yoga.
Just something that makes you laugh, reminds you you're not alone and gives you permission to embrace whatever version of yourself has shown up today.
Crystals. Attitude. Zero bullshit.
We love the idea of taking a little moment for yourself. And we love a good affirmation.
But sometimes, “I am calm, peaceful and grounded” just doesn't quite capture the mood.
Sometimes the affirmation you actually need is:
FUCK RIGHT OFF.
So we created cheeky crystal packs that combine natural crystals, unapologetic humour and affirmations that say what we're all thinking.
They're not here to fix your hormones.
They're not promising to cure your hot flushes.
They're simply little reminders to laugh, take up space, set boundaries and stop apologising for being human.
Still hot. Just differently.
Because getting older doesn't mean becoming invisible.
Because menopause doesn't mean losing yourself.
And because even on the days when your hormones are throwing a full-blown tantrum, you're still you.
Maybe a little sweatier.
Maybe a little less patient.
Definitely a lot less interested in putting up with bullshit.
And that's perfectly fine by us.
Welcome to Still Hot Co.
For real women. Real moods. And absolutely zero fucks left to give.
Still hot. Just differently. ♡