HORMONES BE FUCKING HORMONING

Mood swings, hot flushes and zero fucking idea what your hormones are doing? This one's for you.

Some days you're laughing. Some days you're crying. Some days you're sweating through your clothes while wondering why you walked into the kitchen.

Welcome to menopause, where your hormones have apparently decided to do whatever the fuck they want.

Meet the HORMONES BE FUCKING HORMONING menopause crystal pack - a little dose of humour, comfort and good vibes for the days when your body seems to have a mind of its own.

A cheeky reminder that you're not losing your mind — you're just navigating one hell of a hormonal rollercoaster.

What's inside?

• Moonstone – For new beginnings, emotional balance and embracing change.

• Amethyst – For calm, clarity and finding a little peace amongst the chaos.

• Smoky Quartz – For grounding, releasing negativity and feeling more centred.

• Lepidolite – For soothing energy, emotional balance and navigating life's ups and downs.

• Rose Quartz – For self-love, compassion and remembering to be kind to yourself.

Plus, your very own HORMONES BE FUCKING HORMONING affirmation card. ♡

Whether you're treating yourself or gifting it to a fellow hormonal goddess, this little pack is here to bring a smile when your hormones aren't playing nice.

Because sometimes all you can say is… hormones be fucking hormoning.

Crystals are for personal enjoyment and symbolic support, not a treatment for menopause symptoms.